TOGETHER THEY'LL SAVE THE DAY WITH THEIR CRUDDINESS
Stormtail. Woo's Moonflower into being his mate, she then has his kits, he then decides to no longer give a d*mn about her or the children due to his crush on Dappletail, later partially being the cause of Moonflower's death because he was too busy impressing Dappletail in battle to notice that his actual mate was in danger. Thus also being one of the reasons why Bluestar's childhood sucked.
Crowfeather. Has a fling with the ThunderClan medicine cat, later returns to WindClan after being rejected, woos Nightcloud into being his mate, but oh no, not because he loves her. He needs WindClan to trust him again. Nightcloud then has his kits, he then decides to continue not
giving a d*mn about her or his son because he's too busy verbally abusing them both as well as keeping time in his schedule to gaze in angst and longing at the ThunderClan border in the hopes that he'll catch a glimpse of Leafpool. Succeeds in making his son feel unwanted, thus driving him to literally join the dark side. Later pulls some bullsh*t in the last battle about how it was all Nightcloud's fault that Breezepelt felt unwanted in the first place because she was messing with his head. Yeah. Sure Crowfeather.
FATHERS/MATES OF THE YEAR GUYS